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I dropped another show this week: The Fable. I really tried to like it (and thought I would), but the show itself is just so bad and the characters are just so weak I could never get into it. The stoic assassin character literally has no depth, weakness, or anything. If the show aired on a weekday, maybe I could watch it at school. But on Saturday where there's already tons of shows it's just not worth the time. Anyways, we had some standouts this week, notably Astro Note! Let's get into it.
Figure 1 Astro Note, Episode 5
Mira and Takumi moments away from being teleported to planet Wid.
Here we are. Episode 5 of Astro Note, and another week with my lovely alien wife Mira. We begin with, much to everyones surprise, a subpar breakfast from Takumi who is busy hanging dried squid in the yard cackling like a mad man. After breakfast, failed idol Matsubara-san approaches Takumi and tries to set him up with a friend from work, but he explains that he's not interested. Takumi leaves and Mira asks him about breakfast, and Takumi tells himself Mira only likes the breakfasts he makes, not him. Later that day at lunch, Mira tells Shoin how great Takumi's breakfasts are and invites him over. Back at home, Naosuke tells Aoi that Takumi loves girls with short hair, and later that evening Aoi begins to cut it off.
That evening over dinner, Tomihiro expresses concern that his son Ren is looking at inappropriate magazines, but Takumi says that seems unlikely, instead explaining that he may just like a girl in his class. They break into his room and find the magazine, and it's just a clothing magazine. On his way to the bathroom, Ren encounters a squid and begins to chase it. During a strange encounter, Ren explains he wanted to try wearing a skirt, but his father strongly disapproves, fearing the ridicule he will receive from doing it. Mira says he should be able to wear one, if only at home, as she wants Astro Lodge to be a place where people will feel accepted.
The next day, Takumi is approached by Aoi, now with short hair and, in trying to flee an old spinster, actually runs to a love hotel, or so he thought. In actuality, the love hotel was Shoin's house. Shoin asks to drop by for breakfast, and Takumi agrees. At the end of the episode, Naosuke tells Mira about the Squid attack but she's despondent. Takumi enters her room to ask her if she's a widow, and suddenly gets transfered to Mira's home planet. What an absolutely crazy episode. Definitely fun. This is way stronger than I expected.
Figure 2 Monster #8, Episode 4
Ichikawa and Kafka rescue Shinomiya at the conclusion of the test.
Monster #8, much like Solo Leveling last season, while not particularly good is still nevertheless entertaining, far more than one would expect. It may just be it's time-tested structure of "weak tries to become strong", but whatever. Episode 4 begins with Kafka standing up on his broken leg and continuing the test. Ichikawa tells him he'll back him up, to the end. Ichikawa proceeds to carry him on his back for the remainder of the test. Meanwhile, Shinomiya thrashes the test, killing monsters left and right refusing anyone's help, completing the final stage of the exam. However, her skill is so great that the test ended so quickly no one failed. Shinomiya looks up to the sky, and asks her father if she's perfect, before a monster appears from the mist and attacks her.
All of the defeated monsters start getting up. The one that attacked Shinomiya begins to speak, and strikes Shinomiya again. Ashiro immediately orders the evacuation of all testers, and moves in to kill the remaining Kaiju herself. Before Shinomiya is killed by a resurrected Kaiju, Kafka appears to save her, at the cost of revealing his Kaiju powers himself. He tells her he'll explain later (and asks for her to keep it a secret), as the remaining testers continue to evacuate. The examinees detect Kafka's presence as the most powerful Kaiju in history. Kafka defeats the Kaiju in one punch, and tells Kafka to transform back. Ashiro arrives only to find the Kaiju completely obliterated. Ashiro agrees that there was no way Shinomiya could have done this.
Back in the hospital, Kafka and Shinomiya begin to recover. Ashiro appears and thanks Kafka for helping rescue Shinomiya. Hoshina speaks to Shinomiya in the hospital and inquires about the Honju she defeated, and after some hesitation she explains that she's the one who defeated it. The Kaiju that could speak appears at the end of the episode appears, and transforms back into a human himself. He's a member of the team that helps clean up dead Kaiju.
Figure 3 Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night, Episode 5
Kano kisses Mahiru on the cheek after she tells her she loves her singing.
At the start of Episode 5 of Jellyfish Can't Swim in the Night we learn JELEE's most recent song went viral not because it was good, but because it was "cursed". Mahiru uploaded the wrong file by mistake. The next day the view count on their song passes 80,000, and Mahiru decides to attempt an animated video next, but upon reading rude comments about her drawings she begins to worry. Kano visits Mahiru at her home and asks her if something is wrong, and Mahiru explains that she feels too "ordinary" for the rest of the band members. Kano is an former ace Idol. Kiui is a popular vtuber. Mei is from an elite family of musicians and attending a prestigious music school. But Mahiru is just a regular high school girl.
Kano tells her she's wrong. That she really loves her art, and were it not for her drawings she wouldn't be singing, she'd have never met Kiui and Mei, and the band wouldn't even exist as it does now. Still, Mahiru feels bad that a more talented artist drew her work. The next day they do a livestream where they talk to fans, and the famous artist Kuroppu who drew JELEE is in the chatroom. Other people in the chatroom says Kuroppu should draw for the videos sometime, and this greatly upsets Mahiru. Kano senses she's still upsets and takes her to an aquarium (now we know this is officially a yuri show now, by the way). Kano tells her fans that her goal is to get enough followers, and to make enough money, to have a Jellyfish aquarium in Shibuya.
That evening, Mahiru sees more fanart from Kuroppu, getting more views than hers, and she further spirals into despair. Not wanting to be left behind, she continues to draw through the night. The next morning, back at her Jellyfish Mural, she signs her name and continues studying art. She sends her new illustration to Kano, who loves it. They post another song on YouTube which is also a hit. Later, Mahiru, Kano, Mei, and Kiui go to a shrine for new years, and Mahiru prays to become a better artist. Mahiru tells Kano she likes her singing (and she blushes), and thanks her for giving her a chance to draw again, then Kano kisses her on the cheek.
Figure 4 Whisper Me a Love Song, Episode 4
Himari eats treats prepared by Momoka-senpai, the sole member of cooking club.
Whisper Me a Love Song Episode 4 begins with Yori explaining to her new band members that Himari will go out with her if she can convince her to fall in love with her. After virtually no hesitation, they let her join. After the opening she tells Himari she's back in the band, which means they have to practice after school, so they can't meet in the roof anymore. Instead, she proposes they eat lunch together. They next day Yori practices with her band. Meanwhile, Himari doesn't know what to do after school now that she can't meet with Yori, and decides to join the cooking club, and imagines the great treats she'll create for Yori. She tells Yori she joined the cooking club with Momoka-senpai, which makes Yori jealous, to the point where she bombs at practice next day. After practice, Akari speaks with her and explains her feelings of jealousy. Momoka-senpai seems to mildly question her relationship with Himari as well. While at Miki's house, Akari arrives and asks Himari about her feelings for Yori. She then tells Himari that she's romantically in love with Yori, and she doesn't appreciate Himari's indecisiveness. She tells her to stop messing with Yori and give Yori over to her.
Figure 5 THE NEW GATE, Episode 4
Schnee meeting Shin for the first time in 500 years.
Episode 4 of THE NEW GATE starts with Schnee continuing to clear nearby undead, while Shin and Wil continue to power level Lacia who, shortly after learning Purify, encounter a powerful undead monster, a level 804 Skullface Lord. It's so strong that even Shin hesitates upon seeing it. And it, along with hordes of undead, surround them. Shin tells Wil and Lacia to retreat while he takes care of the remaining enemies. Schnee arrives and immediately hugs Shin, and Shin responds "tadaima". Together they quickly defeat the remaining enemies. After the battle, Shin explains what happened to him 500 years ago. Shin asks her to stop calling him "Master", and instead call him "Shin". Shin tells Schnee that, if he can find a way to return home, then he will.
As the sun rises, Schnee asks who Yuzuha is, and Shin introduces them as an Elementail that, we learn can also talk. Shin advises it against speaking out loud. Shin and Schnee catch up to Wil and Lacia and return to town. Meanwhile, back at the site of the battle, Lady Rionne arrives to investigate what's left. They find one of Shin's weapons, and they believe they know the Blacksmith who created, a high human (Shin).
Figure 6 I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so [..] Magical Ability, Episode 5
Tao lying unconscious after being saved by Lloyd.
Episode 5 I Was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting My Magical Ability begins right as Slypha is about to execute Pazuzu, but Pazuzu released a cloud of Miasma that greatly weakens her and incapacitates almost everyone else. Tao is able to regain her senses and assist Slypha, but the monsters they've defeated regenerate, and attempts to enslave Tao, but fails. Lloyd, however, is able to completely resist Pazuzu's miasma. He then uses his magic to break Pazuzu's control over all his beasts, and they begin to attack Pazuzu. Grim warns Lloyd that a demon has never been killed by magic, by Lloyd speculates that this may be because insufficient magical strength has been used. Lloyd then unleashes his entire reserve of mana and captures him, the proceeds to unleash his most powerful spells on Pazuzu, turning him to ash. Back at the castle, the king questions who Robert and Tao are, both heroes who assisted them in slaying the demon. Given Lloyd's performance, Albert recommends Lloyd be considered for royal succession, but he declines. Albert explains he has even greater ambitions than becoming a king.
This show would be much better if the man character was a girl. Alas, it is not.
Figure 7 Girls Band Cry, Episode 5
Nina, Momoka, and Subaru at the end of their second live performance.
I was warned ahead of time that the machine translated French to English subtitles for this week's episode of Girl's Band Cry were particularly bad and, as a consequence, it would be, like it always is regardless, prudent to wait for SobsPlease. Alas, I did not. I simply could not wait. And the moment Episode 5's machine translated subs dropped I downloaded them and started watching (alas, I had to because I also had a piano tuning scheduled for Friday evening, and I did not want to miss another day of Calligraphy practice whereby I'd be too busy watching anime).
Anyways, Episode 5 starts with Momoka explaining the band needs a bass player. After the opening, Nina, Momoka, and Subaru drop by a concert venue, Serbian Nights, and set up a 20 minute set. The next day, Nina tries to hand out tickets at school, but fails. Back at the restaurant from Episode 1, the two girls discuss how if they fail to sell the tickets, they'll have to make up the difference out of pocket. The two girls working at the restaurant take a ticket, and back at the venue, Nina is told that Momoka's previous band, Diamond Dust, was asked to play more conventional music, but Momoka refused. Later, Nina and Subaru show up to Diamond Dust's sold out concert and, upon seeing the new lead singer, has a flashback where the lead singer of the band was one of her old friends from school.
That evening at dinner, Nina further complains about Diamond Dust, and Momoka explains the sometimes bands change. In another flashback, we see Nina back in high school jamming it to Diamond Dust's old work. Momoka explains that the band was supposed to stay together until the end, but she left on her own. The other members begged her to stay, but she refused. She's at fault. After dinner, Nina and Subaru have to drag an intoxicated Momoka home. Lat that evening, Subaru tells Nina to choose her stage outfit. Later at their small concert venue, they sell to a sold out crowd because the host advertised Momoka as a former member of Diamond Dust. Nina steels her resolve and the band plays as the credits roll. Overall, not the best episode (I didn't really understand the Nina drama), but that may be because I watched machine translated subs.
Figure 8 Mysterious Disappearances, Episode 4
Oto having dinner with Sumireko.
Episode 4 of Mysterious Disappearances starts with Uname-sensei showing up to the bookstore and thanking Adashino and Sumireko. After the opening, Adashino tells Oto to prepare for a sleepover. Adashino will be away for a while, and needs someone to look after Oto. He's leaving to get treated following his injuries from Uname-sensei in the previous episode. Back at Sumireko's apartment, a black cat quickly runs in before she closes the door, and shortly thereafter Oto arrives, and Sumireko and Oto clean Sumireko's apartment. Afterwards, they go to a public bath. Meanwhile, Adashino finds multiple "!" signs and follows them and meets a man who examines his eyes. The next day, Sumireko and Oto prepared to go to school together.
Figure 9 An Archdemon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride, Episode 6
Zagan, an Archdemon, wondering how to love his elf bride.
Here we are. Halfway through my lovely white-haired Elf wife's show, An Archdemon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride. Episode 6 begins with Zagan confronting Barbatos who, upon seeing that he hurt Nephy, breaks his arms and knees, then breaks Nephy's chains. When a wounded Barbatos tries to attack him again, Zagan is able to counter his spell and cancel its cast. Zagan goes on to explain that this "counterspell" technique is the same one he used to kill Barbatos's previous master. Zagan then tells Barbatos his Archdemon name, The Sorcerer Slayer, and Barbatos proceeds to beg for his life. Zagan explains he's not going to kill him, as he's not a threat.
However, Barbatos's casting circle begins to summon a "True Demon" even without Nephy as a sacrifice. When Zagan faces the demon, a Shadow due to imperfect summoning, he realizes he won't be able to defeat it. But, contrary to expectations, the shadow doesn't want to fight. Instead, it bows to him and tells him he's at his service. Zagan immediately orders it to leave. The cave they're in begins to collapse, and they all subsequently flee. Afterwards, Nephy explains that she'd like to remain by Zagan's side. Zagan responds that he'll protect her, and tells her not to call him "Master", and tells her they'll be together until death. Nephy asks to have the collar put back on her as a sign of her devotion to him, and Zagan asks himself how will be love his elf bride? At the end of his episode, Chastille tells the Cardinal that Zagan is innocent and she refuses to hunt him. As a result, the Cardinal dismisses her.
Figure 10 Wonderful Pretty Cure!, Episode 13
Cure Friendly and Wonderful begging Cure Nyammy not to flee so they can learn more about her.
Episode 13 of Wonderful Pretty Cure! begins, of course, with Komugi proposing a search for Cure Nyammy in the hopes that another Cure can help save Niko Garden. Iroha, however, expresses concerns given Cure Nyammy's propensity towards violence when dealing with Gyarugyarus. After the opening Mayu, speaking with Yuki, expresses the desire to meet the familiar "girl in white" again. After a day of fruitless searching, Komugi picks up the trial on Mayu's Yuki-inspired makeup compact. As such, they show up to the Pretty Holic Store to continue their search, but find nothing. Back at the mirror stone, Mayu has a vision that leads her to believe the blonde girl and the girl in white are the same. A gyarugyaru appears, and again Cure Nyammy jumps in to save Mayu. Immediately thereafter, Iroha and Komugi also arrive and transform into Cure Friendly and Cure Wonderful, but before they can talk to her she grabs Mayu and flees the scene.
Mayu thanks Cure Nyammy for saving her. Cure Friendly and Wonderful are losing their battle against the Gyarugyaru, and Nyammy reappears. Cure Friendly and Wonderful ask to be Nyammy's friend, but she again flees the scene. Cure Wonderful is able to rip down a tree (what), stop the Gyarugyaru, and send it back to Niko Garden. Back at home, Mayu tells Yuki what happened, and explains she hopes to meet Cure Nyammy again.
Figure 11 Chillin' in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers, Episode 4
Flio, Rys, and Ghozal eat breakfast shortly after Ghozal arrives.
Well, in terms of views we know that Chillin' in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers is the most popular. That opening almost feels like an MKUltra psyop (I kid, of course). Anyways, Episode 4 starts with Balirossa being approached by "Ghozal", a stranger who tells her to pass a message to Rys: "I'd like to discuss our past over tea". Ghozal, however, is "The Dark One", Gholl, who arrives the next day and asks Flio to join the Dark Army, but he refuses. Just as well, he's not willing to side with humans either, himself unfamiliar with the reason between Humans and Demons. The next morning, Balirossa finds Ghozal eating breakfast with Flio and Rys, continues to try to speak with her.
Back at the King's castle, a spy reports a suspicious demon is frequently visiting Flio's home. The king, enraged, believes Flio has joined forces with The Dark Army. The King dispatches the Great Hero and an army of soldiers to "convince" him. Back at home, Rys asks Flio if it was right to turn down the King's request, and he explains he'd prefer not to fight people. The Hero and the soldiers arrive, and tell Flio to join them or be killed for associating with The Dark Army. Flio explains he's not joining either The King's or the Dark Army, and tells them to leave. The Hero further threatens him, and he decides to simply leave instead of picking fights. He teleports everything, his house, his crops, his his friends, away. Ghozal arrives to notice everything is missing and blames the soldiers, and decides to launch an all out attack on the Kingdom in revenge. Meanwhile, Flio and company arrive at a location very far from the capital.
Figure 12 The Banished Former Hero Lives as He Pleases, Episode 6
Lise joins Noel and Mylene and, of course, Alan, for their next adventure.
Episode 6 of The Banished Former Hero Lives as He Pleases begins with one of the demons explaining how they mean to incite humans to give up their own gifts. Princess Lise appears with Alan, explaining how the her assassination attempt was real—she was attacked by the very sorcerous life forms summoned before them. The townsfolk quickly disperse and Brett attacks Alan, but is quickly defeated by Alan. Meanwhile, Beatrice and Mylene defeat one of the demons, and Noel appears with a trove of weapons to aid in defeat the remain demons rampaging through the city. The fight between Craig and Akira continue, and Craig recounts how his gift, which allows him to see the future, forced him to witness his wife's death many times before she died. He gift permitted her to birth a hero, but her child, Alan, was a failure.
Alan appears to assist Akira. During the fight, Alan witnesses Craig's despair, the amount of love he showered upon his mother, and how it ignored it by refusing to get involved in family matters. Alan realizes that running from his pain is the same as being trapped in anger, thanks his father, then delivers the fatal blow, ending his father's anguish. Alan's father's final words are for his wife, Mariel. Afterwards, Alan is granted the title of Duke, but he declines. Afterwards, Noel, Mylene, Alan, and Lise decide to go to Granholm (Lise abandoned Beatrice!?). At the end of the episode, we see an unknown princess wondering why Alan reincarnated at this point.
Figure 13 The Train to the End of the World, Episode 5
Shizuru tackling Reimi to stop her rampage against the town.
In keeping with tradition, Episode 5 of The Train to the End of the World began with another flashback of Shizuru, Yoko, Nadeshiko, Reimi, and Akari as school girls before the 7G incident that warped reality. After the opening, Shizuru and Reimi awaken tied to the rotors of a small helicopter. A group of small army men arrive and they explain they're form Agano, and they're here for medical assistance, looking for "The Doctor". The army men decide to execute the girls in order to ensure news of their town does not reach the outside world. Back at the train, Akari's condition deteriorates. A townsfolk frees Reimi and Shizuru, and they learn the Boss has captured the doctor. The townsfolk explains that the boss seized control of the town after the 7G incident, and is keeping people slaves to keep the infrastructure running.
Back at the train, they receive another Morse code message explaining Zenjiro's previous message regarding a doctor was incorrect. At night, they arrive at the airbase to save Makoto sensei (the doctor) and they encounter The Boss. Reimi and the Doctor escape, but Shizuru is hit but a tranquilizing missile and incapacitated. Back at the train, the doctor explains she's not a doctor, just a scientist, but still tries to help. She's worked on 7G, and explains she may be able to reverse the 7G effect by feeding him a mushroom. The scientist explains that Zenjiro sacrificed himself to save her, and in a flashback we see him being captured and having his skull drilled through with a power drill. Back at the base, Shizuru wakes up and Reimi busts into to save her, recovering the mushrooms in the process. Akira eats them, but to little effect. Reimi rips out pages from her favorite book and forces her to eat them, causing Akari to regain her recover. The girls board the train and leave.
Figure 14 As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill [...] the World, Episode 4
Ars recruiting Rosell for his ingenuity skills.
Episode 4 of As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World starts with a three year time skip (completely unexpected) and we learn that Charlotte now has massive honkers, and is also a powerful mage turning the tide of battles. We also learn Ars now has little brothers, twins. After the opening, scouts a pair of brothers, Gatos and Marcus, hunting in a nearby in the forest. While there, he learns of a third brother, Rosell, who is treated as an outcast but has high Ingenuity, and Ars recruits him as well. Upon returning, Rosell reads as many books as he can until he collapses from exhaustion. In order to prove Rosell's ingenuity, Ars asks him to hunt animals using traps, which he does, and catches many wild boars, to the amazement of his peers. However, Rosell still believes he lacks his father's approval, as he believes he's responsible for his mother's (and her dad's husband's) death. But this isn't true. In reality, his father was upset because he missed is latent talent, and only focused on what he couldn't do. He asks his brothers to support Rosell unlike him. The next morning the three brothers leave with Ars, and Rosell tells his father that he'd never hate him.
Figure 15 Mission: Yozakura Family, Episode 4
Mutsumi capturing Kengo who is attempting to hide as Taiyo.
At the start of Episode 4 of Mission: Yozakura Family, Shinzo recovers counterfeit currency printing plates, and learns there's someone else behind the plates pulling the strings. The next day after school, Mutsumi sorts through paperwork and speaks with Kengo regarding his failure to complete it properly, but he flees. After a brief weird game of hide and seek, they catch him. Afterwards, they get an urgent call from Shinzo who is surrounded and out of ammunition, and Taiyo is sent to deliver him supplies. After incapacitating several guards, Taiyo draws the gun (a taser) and uses to to incapacitate a final guard and reach Shinzo. While escaping, Taiyo is shot in the leg and begins to bleed out. Shinzo is able to rescue him and carry him home.
Figure 16 The Many Sides of Voice Actor Radio, Episode 4
Yui's father explaining that Yui got her role due to her acting ability and not due to nepotism.
While there are very many bad shows every season, few I would classify as "disappointing". To receive that classification I would need to have a reasonable expectation a show will be good (rare) only to realize that it's trash. The Many Sides of Voice Actor Radio is one such show. A show that, I thought, would be really interesting (or, at the very least, yuri), but is not, in fact, interesting (nor is it yuri).
Anyways, Episode 4 starts with Yumiko being confronted at school by a fan who knows who Yuihime is, along with the associated scandal of her allegedly having an affair with the director of an upcoming anime for a leading role. In fact, the entire school knows who they are. A student confronts Yuhi, the one who wrote the article, at school, and livestreams the encounter, shouting to the entire class that she slept with the director. Yumiko asks him to stop, then Yuihime punches him in the face then flees. Yumiko catches up and apologizes. Yuhi explains that, regardless of the truth, her career is over, she'll always be the "newbie voice actress who slept with the director", and she decides to quit voice acting. Afterwards, Yumiko calls her agent and explains that her voice acting career may be ending today, then hangs up.
She calls Asaka and sets up livestream, one which receives a lot of views due to the drama. In the show, she reveals her true identity, along with the truth about her friendship with Yuhi, and goes on to explain how Yuihime is innocent. She explains how, due to their abuse, Yuihime is going to quit voice acting. Yuihime appears, along with her father, Kamishiro, who explains that Yui is her daughter. He explains he wanted to keep their connection a secret, lest fans believe she got the role due to nepotism. He provides audio tapes of other actresses who applied, and showed that the entire staff voted Yuihime as the best for the role. The livestream ends with 51,000 concurrent viewers. Afterwards, the punk who filmed Yui earlier gets doxxed. At the end of the episode, Yumiko and Yui decide to continue High School Radio, this time using their true identities.
Figure 17 WIND BREAKER, Episode 5
Suo's fight on the stage of Shishitoren.
Episode 5 of WIND BREAKER begins with the guys being lead to Shishitoren's hideout, "Ori", a dilapidated theater, for their tournament match. Sugishita is the first up, and he wins in a single hit, much to the amazement of Choji. Suo is compliments Sakura on his ability to "back it up" and steps up for Round 2, and toys with his opponent, constantly dodging attacks, making his opponent look weak and ineffective. After toying with his opponent, Shishitoren students begin to shout ridicule his poor performance, and Suo encourages him to imagine the ridicule he'll face at the end of his poor display. However, Kame steps in and asks him to stop this humiliation ritual. Suo leaves the stage, imparting the wisdom that, now, at least he learned empathy.
Figure 18 Gods' Games We Play, Episode 5
Nel failing her final game a few months before meeting Fay and company.
Episode 5 of Gods' Games We Play begins with Fay, Leshea, and Pearl being told that they'll have to wait about a month before entering another Divine Gate and challenge a new god. In the interim, it's proposed they go on tour and compete against other Apostles, both active and retired, as a display of skill. Arriving at Sacred Spring City, they meet Nel Reckless, who asks to be Fay's "subordinate", but they ignore her request and flee. Arriving a the Mal-ra branch of The Arcane Court and meet Dax, their representative, who tries to recruit him. But Fay declines. That evening, Fay discusses Nel's performance and, despite having three wins and three losses, finds her performance exceptional. Nel arrives at their hotel room (pretending to be room service), and she herself flees upon being discovered. She runs into Dax, who ridicules her for her defeat, and claims she had bad luck with a bad team. Dax attempts to recruit her as well, and conditions her recruitment upon the tour match tomorrow, conditional on Fay's victory. The next morning, Nel tells Fay he has to win. One game will be chosen at random and they will compete in the stadium. The random game is Sugoroku.
Figure 19 Unnamed Memory, Episode 4
Tinasha practices dueling against Oscar.
Unnamed Memory isn't bad... it's just boring. All of the characters, the story (not that there really is one) is just so bland and uninspired I can't help but feel bad for the poor South-east Asian interns to whom the production of this series has been outsourced to. Anyways, the episode starts with Oscar challenging Tinasha to a sparing match (one where she can use magic), and she wins using a combination of magic and close quarters combat. A convey from Cuscull arrives wishing to speak with Tinasha, but Oscar refuses. Lucrezia arrives and has tea with Tinasha, and explains that it's a mistake to teach him how to fight witches, and Tinasha reflects on how she'd like to have someone kill her if something goes wrong. Over tea, Oscar informs her the guest, calling her Lady Aeti, wants her to come to Cuscull and train their mages, but she refuses and sends the man away. The man decides to find a way to separate Tinasha and Oscar, and posses a nearby woman to get her to attack Tinasha. The attack fails.
Back at Tinasha's tower, Oscar and Tinasha continue to spar. Oscar continues to lose. Heroes show up at her tower and fight Oscar, and he wins. Tinasha learns there are 200 mages gathered in Cuscull, enough to start a war. They also learn that General Ettard (who is this guy) has just passed away due to poor health (some guy who trained Oscar as a kid?). At the end of the episode, the random maid from Oscar's palace kills the priest who asked to speak with Tinasha earlier. Man this was some more terrible writing. Thanks, I guess.
Figure 20 Spice & Wolf, Episode 5
Holo and Lawrence leaving the carriage that rescued them.
The Spice & Wolf remake is bad. Simple as. The pacing is bad. The artwork is bad. I read the LNs and even I'm struggling to follow the story right now. In fact, I couldn't explain it at all. Also, the entire show is so dark I can barely see anything. Still, the opening is good and the OST itself is strong. Maybe that's the only reason to watch it. The music? Anyways, Episode 5 begins with the proposal that The Medio Trading company, harboring a captured Holo, should be reported to the Church. After a complex exchange I hardly understand despite reading the LNs, Lawrence proposes a plan of kidnapping Holo himself and running in circles until Milone can make a deal with the king, which should take about two days. As morning breaks, Lawrence travels through the sewers and, with the ringing of the morning market bells, Holo drops down into the sewers and he, along with a stranger, flee. Holo, however, is furious that Lawrence didn't save her properly (lol what?). Holo tells Lawrence Yarei was among the men who captured her, who ridiculed her and told her she'd be turned into the church. At the end of the episode, Medio and The Church search for Holo in the sewers.
Figure 21 A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics, Episode 5
Sara tells Livia that she is working for a reseller (resellers are bad).
I don't know if A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics is the worst show of the season, but for whatever reason it just has a combination of themes that, for whatever reason, I find annoying. And, for whatever reason, I can't precisely pinpoint what these themes are. But so too do we sometimes have a guy instinct we're being watched, when I watch this anime I have a guy instinct it's terrible. Worse than other shows.
Anyways, Episode 5 begins with Livia meeting Asumi, the compensated dating girl from Episode 2, in a public bathhouse. She explains she's currently a runaway doing part time work and searching for an apartment. Afterwards, Asumi learns that her band is breaking up. No one listening to them or watching their videos, explaining that they're broke and lack talent. Later, Sosuke and Sara are a karaoke bar and Sara begins to sing, much to the amusement of all the patrons. Asumi, who also happens to be there, steps up and sings, and everyone applauses her excellent performance. Meanwhile, Livia is offered another job where she'll straw purchase items to later be scalped (is this really that common in Japan). On her way home, she runs in Sara who learns that she's still homeless. Livia explains her job, and Sara and Sosuke express dissatisfaction with her working with a reseller.
Figure 22 Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included, Episode 6
Towa hugs Shiu shortly before she returns to heaven.
Every week I ask myself, "Why am I still watching this show?" and every week I ultimately have to accept that I don't have an answer. Episode 6 of Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included begins with Shiu-chan, another angel falling from heaven and appearing on Shintaro's balcony, and wants to take Towa home, and away from Shintaro's "dump" of an apartment. But Shintaro and Towa refuse, with Towa explaining that she "likes him because he's nice to me", and Shiu flees to the roof. Shintaro and Towa follow her, and Towa hugs Shiu, and shortly thereafter she gets sent back to heaven. Afterwards, Shintaro tells Towa he'll practice walking outside with her (this is so garbage it physically hurts). After teaching her how to walk around the neighborhood, Shintaro teaches her how to take a train, and later they ride a swan boat. At the end of the episode, Shintaro apologizes on behalf of... humanity... for being so dangerous (this writing is so garbage it's unreal).
I had my piano tuned today, and I think over the summer I will actually bother to start playing it (to think I've had it for a year and never played it). I also scanned my first roll of developed film today, but I'll make a separate post tomorrow with some pictures.
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