Morganna's Anime | |
January 13th 2024 | |
2024 Winter Season, Week 2 | |
I'm watching more anime this season than I've ever watched before! | |
by Morganna Nikolaevna | |
This week was hectic. I'm watching a lot of anime this season—more than I've ever watched in any season before, and I must say it's a bit taxing to try and find time in my schedule to watch it all. At the moment, I try to watch some of it during the school day on my prep period (particularly low quality shows of which I have low expectations and little investment in the plot and characters), but even so this is a very imperfect solution given that I don't have a break during work every day.
Figure 1 Gushing Over Magical Girls, Episode 2
Magia Baiser (Utena Hiiragi) burns her classmate Kaoruka Tenkawa (Magia Sulfur) with candle wax. Well, actually the candle wax burned at a lower temperature so she didn't get hurt.
Gushing Over Magical Girls, for a second week in a row, comes in with the best possible episode there was. It starts with Utena (Magia Baiser) putting a mask on Magia Azure and molesting her (later on, Azure would say the yuri molestation wasn't that bad). She did this after reading yuri BDSM magazines she found lying around. Then, she captured and burned Magia Sulfur with candle wax (although it was a low temperature wax that didn't really hurt Sulfur). The entire episode was incredibly hot. Utena's dork face coupled with the proud mahou shoujos that she sexually exploits... everything is so hot in this anime it's unreal. This is the peak yuri we've been waiting for for years. They still censored some of the moaning (they have to give some people incentive to buy the BDs), but overall it was great. Next episode it looks like we're getting a new character, too, so I'm already looking forward to it.
Figure 2 7th Time Loop, Episode 1
Rishe meeting Arnold (future Emperor) who, after a very short time, immediately proposes to her. I love him... because he's killed me 7 times?
I did not expect 7th Time Loop to be good. Very much the contrary, once I saw that art style and it was clear it was a shoujo I almost dismissed it. But, I must say I was mistaken. The first episode was very strong. So strong that I actually found myself invested in the plot? I sincerely doubt, and may as well state at the outset, that there is no way the show will be able to keep up this pace and level of interest. As is often the case with anime series, they start with strong compelling pilot episodes then slow deteriorate into strings of incomprehensible garbage once it's clear the author has no idea where to go, and they're only goal is to push out more slop so they can continue collecting paychecks. I digress, however. The premise of the show is a Groundhog Day style time loop, where the main character, Rishe, continually gets killed and repeats the last 5 years again and again. Her death is always a result of the Emperor, and no matter what she does she can't prevent it after her 5 years are up. In the 7th time loop, however, she actually meets the future emperor early on, and the future emperor proposes to her immediately... and that's where the episode ends. We'll see what happens next week!
Figure 3 Metallic Rouge, Episode 1
Naomi and Rouge talking at the end of the first episode. Rouge appears to like chocolate, both the candy and in girls (look at that DELICIOUS brown Naomi)!
The dark horse candidate of the season, the should-be-yuri but isn't, is Metallic Rouge. The first episode was, by far and away, the most stylish episode of the season. It feels like I'm watching Blade Runner (not that I would know because I never watched it... but it FEELS like I have). The ScFi Noir setting on Mars looks great. The plot, however, a bit confusing? Something about androids who need nectar and 9 immortal robots who fight other people? Yeah, I'm not to sure myself. It feels like this could very easily be another Vivy: Fluorites Eyes Song, and by that I mean a passion project that, while memorable, was, in the end, fairly mediocre. But I did say this could be a dark horse candidate, because it has the potential, I feel, to be anime of the season. Still, it will be a difficult climb given how good Gushing Over Magical Girls is, but I nevertheless have very high hopes for Metallic Rouge (and it should have been yuri—god DAMN give me that delicious brown on white girl action; such a thing can easily solve all of the world's problems).
Figure 4 The Witch and the Beast, Episode 1
Guideau getting intentionally impaled by the Witch at the end of the first episode (so he could kiss her and suspend the active curse for a few moments).
Another anime with a lot of style, The Witch and the Beast, still lacked a lot of substance. To be honest, I'd say it had none at all. It started with a complete bitch main character, Guideau, who I never liked. And, it turns out, Guideau may actually be a man instead of a cute blonde girl, which equally deflates a lot of joke I had in the show. Just as well, Guideau's working partner is a chain smoker, and just the act of seeing someone smoke, even in anime, I found profoundly off-putting given my visceral hatred for it in real life. The episode, I think, was about going to Victorian England to kill a witch. We learned that the witch's grandmother was accused of starting a massive fire 410 years ago but, in fact, she was the one who put the fire out. Regardless, she was blamed for the disaster and publicly tortured and executed. The current witch who was so unremarkable and unmemorable that her name utterly escapes me right now, wanted to enact revenge by breaking the seal and causing the fire to return. That's when our main characters come in and save the day. We learn that it's hard to break a witch's curse, and the episode effectively ends with them leaving the city to find more witches. Perhaps if I read the manga it would be more compelling, but overall it felt pretty dull. Unlike Metallic Rouge, I don't feel like this show has a lot of promise. That is to say, I don't think it will get significantly better from here. I would very much like to be proven wrong.
Figure 5 Synduality: Noir, Episode 1
Brown (and much sexier) Noir ("Mystere") talking to Kanata at the end of episode 1.
Oh boy. Somehow, someway, the second season of Synduality: Noir is here. Even though very few people watched the first season it, even though it's never a show I would recommend, even though it has few redeeming qualities besides cute girls who are ruined by a completely dense harem main character, I'm still here, I'm still watching it. The first episode began exactly where season 1 left off: Noir's transformation from "safe" mode to "combat" mode where she shifted from White-Noir to combat Brown-Mystere. While Mystere's personality was hot garbage (she's an overly aggressive hothead, unlike Noir who was a passive airhead), her brown skin and flowing black hair more than made up for it. I'd argue Mystere is easily cuter than Noir. The first episode was a loose recap of the first season, where Kanata took Mystere to various places Noir went to "jog" here memory. Eventually, Mystere transforms back into Noir and vice-versa, and Mystere says she want to go to Histoire (no idea what that is yet, we'll probably learn in episode 2). We also learned a bit about Noir's previous master, but nothing that seemed super relevant to the remainder of the story.
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Villainess Level 99 (1), Tales of Wedding Rings (2), The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic (2), and Chained Solider (2)
I watched Villainess Level 99 on Monday during a teacher only day, and thought it was fairly average. It had an unusual twist where, what we thought was the main character, was revealed to be a side character halfway through the first episode. It's another isekai, where the main character is a villainess who is trying to avoid any contact with the main character of the light novel she's been sucked into. I gave Tales of Wedding Rings a pretty bad treatment this week. I watched it while playing Monster Hunter, and as a result found the episode a bit weaker than if I had watched it normally. Still, we met the next girl (a shy elf girl) who seems pretty cute. The Wrong Way to use Healing Magic was a strange training episode, but it was still nevertheless mildly entertaining. And Chained Solider, much like last week, was weak. It's mild femdom elements are pretty boring, and besides the main character none of the girls are particularly interesting. This week's episode of the girl that could grow large and small was dumb.
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My Instant Death Ability Is So Overpowered (2), Ishura (2), The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil (1), and 'Tis Time for "Torture," Princess (1).
My Instant Death Ability almost seems like a comedy it's so bad. It's as if the author precision engineered the most retarded isekai premise, this the most retarded MC, then the most retarded plot, and made it into an anime. Truly terrible. Ishura is equally bad. The second episode almost seemed as if I missed an entire season hitherto given all the expository dialogue that, even after reading it, still made little to no sense what was happening or why I would care about the characters. This is a serious drop candidate. The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil, in principle, had promise, but the poor execution and how unlikable both main characters are hurt the show. I doubt we'll get anything other than relatively weak "comedy" for the remainder of the series. (It's about an angel capturing a demon.) Torture Princess is about... a princess who is "tortured" with good food? The first episode was just her eating delicious food on the condition that she reveal important information about her allies to the demon army. It wasn't funny. Although the torturer was very cute!
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Fluffy Paradise (2), Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable! (1), Solo Leveling (2), and Delicious in Dungeon (2).
Fluffy Paradise isn't really going anywhere—it's still about a young girl who wants to pet cute animals (and does). This is another candidate for being dropped soon. Hokkaido Gals are Super Adorable! had a very weak first episode. The main character isn't interesting. The gyaru who was born sexy yesterday isn't sexy, she's just retarded. Also it's not even that cold in Hokkaido. Solo Leveling, despite all the hype it's getting, is very slow to progress. We're still in the first dungeon room, and the main character appears to have died (obviously he hasn't, otherwise we wouldn't have more episodes on the way). I also find the extreme violent a bit unrealistic (you can't get stabbed fifty times, throw across the room, and still talk like nothing happened). Delicious in Dungeon is actually embarrassing in terms of how weak it is. I will likely drop this next episode, and by that I mean simply skip episode 3. I don't have anything else to say besides watching a party of idiots cook fictional animals is neither interesting nor funny. Trigger is a hack studio that hasn't made anything good since Kill la Kill.
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The Unwanted Undead Adventurer (2), Sasaki and Peeps (2), Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (18), and Soaring Sky: Pretty Cure! (47).
The Unwanted Undead Adventurer had two fairly descent episodes in a row—I'm actually quite surprise. This episode the main character, who is now a ghoul, met with another adventurer who helped smuggle him out of the dungeon back to town. The episode ends on a cliffhanger where the main character meets someone who clearly knows who he is, but not that he's dead (and now a ghoul). Sasaki and Peeps was a single poorly animated fight scene, coupled with a totally unnecessary isekai segment. I think the appeal of this show is supposed to be the lolis, but none of them are particularly interesting. In Frieren's very boring show, she finally started the mage certification test where, for the first part, they have to work in a team to catch a fast moving bird. And that's all that happened. The show is slow. Soaring Sky: Pretty Cure! had the death of its final villain! We learned that the first Pretty Cure struck first, and killed the emperor of the Undergu empire 300 years ago! I doubt it's as bad as it looks, but that's what we learned. The show with EASILY the cutest girls of the season is Pon no Michi (it also has a great opening song, too). I don't particularly care for Mahjong (although I did try to learn it after watching Saki many years ago), but there's no way I'm not going to watch Pon no Michi when ever girl is so cute they'd easily be the main character in a different show. Equally lamentable is that the show isn't yuri, but I'll have to settle for the gorgeous character designs and funny interactions and leave it at that.
Figure 10 The Labyrinth Raids of the Ultimate Tank, Episode 2
The main character (the tank), his sister, and Luna, the girl he rescued in episode 1.
The final episode of the week was, once again, late on Saturday, The Ultimate Tank. It's not good. It's not bad. I'd say the characters are a bit more interesting than expected, but the leveling and abilities mechanics many anime add in these days come off as a boring slog. Next week, I may just watch it while playing Monster Hunter. I dropped Delusional Monthly Magazine in the very first episode. In fact, I couldn't even get through the first episode. Once I saw one of the characters transform into a furry, I dropped that show like Fat Man on Hiroshima. A bit of a shame, too, because the premise seemed reasonably compelling. But the weird art style coupled with how dumb all the characters acted, it's like I was watching PreCure but without the cute girls. Who knows? It likely is just a show for kids and they may have found it fun. I may just be outside the target audience.Other Remarks Within a Budding Grove, so far, has primarily covered the dinner party with Marquis de Norpois, who informed the narrator his writing wasn't very good, and his favorite writer also wasn't very good (I think he's wrong). The narrator still is obsessed with the Swann's, and actually tried sending them a secret letter to their daughter, Gilberte, who he is completely infatuated with. There were also some pretty funny descriptions (the normal man talking to the lunatic, pulling out a revolver, etc.), which took me by surprise, as I didn't think anything in the first novel was particularly funny. We learned more of Mme. Swann's rise in society, and that she is "popular" with men.
Figure REF 120 Firemaking
I got 120 Firemaking by AFKing Vyrelords/Vyreladies over the course of several weeks.
I got my last AFK 120 this week in RuneScape: Firemaking. I was actually sitting at my desk during a passing period between 7th period and Pathways watching the XP get closer and closer to 120, that way I could get the screenshot of it happening (shown above). All the remaining AFKs like Divination, Cooking, and Crafting, aren't AFK so those are going to be a real slog. In the interim, I now AFK Abyssal Demons during the day for some gold. I don't really have anything else, and AFKing the demons I think is my highest gold per hour. The current goal is to level Smithing while playing Monster Hunter World! |
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